oldandnewfirm:
“ #can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head
” oldandnewfirm:
“ #can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head
” oldandnewfirm:
“ #can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head
” oldandnewfirm:
“ #can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head
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Q

Anonymous asked:

How often do you have sex?

A

I don’t know. Like five times a day probably.

naked-yogi:

white-wid0w:

trendsettahh:

At the Sex Museum in Korea

now that is art

Fuck yeah.

(via pandamoanium22)

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*NSFW ASKS*- why fucking not

averagegoth:

connorscottmckay:

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

Keep em coming.

oh my

(via nikfucius)

“Fuck it”
— Me 95% of the time before making an important decision (via stephanyyl)

(via ugh-sigh)

leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too... leahfromthenorthwest:
“radicalbehavior:
“shawntie94:
“deznaomi:
“pinkcronut:
“So true?
”
“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents” LMAO soo true!
”
Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol
”
This is too...

leahfromthenorthwest:

radicalbehavior:

shawntie94:

deznaomi:

pinkcronut:

So true?

“It takes 2 business days to convince your parents”  LMAO soo true!

Going through all of this for this weekend smh y'all just dont know lol

This is too accurate

Lmao the last one

(via haraamzada)

ohmygrodd:
“nya-kin:
“” ” ohmygrodd:
“nya-kin:
“” ”
dragonhowell:
“the day gay marriage was legalised in ireland and the white house today god truly has spoken
” dragonhowell:
“the day gay marriage was legalised in ireland and the white house today god truly has spoken
”

dragonhowell:

the day gay marriage was legalised in ireland and the white house today god truly has spoken

(via okaybro)

bastille:

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

(via dhivyanotdivya)

fitandfruity:

I love that runners don’t even try to deny that running sucks. We’re like “ya I didn’t want to get up and I’m sore and I can’t breathe and I’m sweating buckets but I love it lol”

(via wakeuphealthy)

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